Stalkeerer

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noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.

PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!

Stalkeerer by ellliotrosenburger July 20, 2010

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stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

stalkerfriend by subsistence May 29, 2009

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stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

stalkered by speedracer X May 2, 2008

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Stalkered

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

Stalkered by GT allstar May 6, 2008

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Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

Stalkered up by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

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Stalkeresque

adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.

i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.

Stalkeresque by Samrex January 17, 2009

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stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

stalkerette by joshster August 12, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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