sqweasel 

A sqweasel is that self-entitled a-hole who thinks he or she can go to the front of long lines of people or cars on the road if they can find a gap large enough to squeeze in.

We are gonna be here all day if people up there don't start shuttin' out those sqweasels.

sqweasel by Blake Ross January 9, 2008

Sqweasel 

The person in your workplace who is the biggest manager ass-kisser and back-stabber. Derived from being part squirrel and part weasel.

The squirrel part of this person is the manager's go to guy, yet has no ability to get the job done. This person will try to take credit for your work. When this person is assigned a task they will magically have something else in progress which means it will be assigned to you. Later, you will find out that they were off sleeping or fucking around wasting time while you were doing their assignment.

The weasel part of this person is the one who will point out any error you make to the manager no matter how insignificant. This person will have a huge ego coupled with extreme stupidity. This person only got the job because they know someone within the company. Somehow, your idiot boss will overlook this person's incompetence and give them promotions, raises, perks, etc.

worker 1 - I worked all day on that project and now it is finally complete. What a pain in the ass!

worker 2 - I thought Bill took care of that project.
worker 1 - WHAT??!! I worked my balls off to get it done!
worker 2 - I heard Bill telling the manager that he took care of the project.
worker 1 - Fucking sqweasel!

Sqweasel by PhoneguyAZ August 20, 2013

squeasel 

a small woodland mammal used in a Vietnamese dish. Made famous by Anthony Bourdain in "No Reservations." May also be referred to as "porcupine."

"What's that?"

"Uhhh... squeasel!"

squeasel by squeasel_eater August 26, 2007

squeasel 

n. someone who is sneaky and sly, yet somehow always manages to get away with it. A squeasel is usually someone younger than you whom you are powerless to act against, such as your little brother, a nephew, or your own kid.

My cousin is such a squeasel, I let him listen to a song and he totally walked away with my MP3 player.

squeasel by Kunming Jess September 26, 2006

squeasel

a squeasel is a weasel with a large squirrel tail, the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

a squeasel is half weasel half squirrel hybrid where the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

squeasel by Rallo12 January 12, 2026