squidnipple 

when a person's nipple hair grows over an inch long and gives the allusion that their nipple is a squid.

girl: baby, why do you have squids on your chest?
boy: uhhh, those are my nipples...*sigh* i need to trim my hair.
girl: HAHA! you have squidnipples!

squidnipple by emmyemmybear July 22, 2010

Squidnapper 

Someone who instead of kids napping kids kidnaps squids

Joe: Iam going to watch the news
Reporter: Attentetion a squidnapper has been spotted in your area

Joe: What

Squidnapper by Savagecabbage29 January 8, 2017

Squidnapper 

It's another word for home wrecker, only difference is It's a navy squid bitch that intrudes on your family.

Man I left the bitch alone for a day and she ran into a squidnapper.

Squidnapper by shesadumpster March 29, 2010