squeaky bum time 

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.

It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

squeaky bum time by AndyCarroll_Official June 3, 2016

squeaky bum time 

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)

With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.

squeaky bum time by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008

squeaky bum time 

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.

It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.

squeaky bum time by kolapop May 30, 2011

Squeaky Bum Time 

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

Squeaky Bum Time by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

squeeky bum time 

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

squeeky bum time by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019