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Square dick

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Square dick by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.
Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs
Dick Square by corymatthews February 18, 2011

find the square root of my dick 

b is for ball
Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

Spongeboob Squaredick 

An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.
Who needs Spongebob Squarepants when you have Spongeboob Squaredick?

spongebob squaredick 

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.
Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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