Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018