Spud Bum

where you put your arse cheeks on some ones mashed potatoes when they are not in the room and let them eat it without them knowing :)

Dane wiped his arse cheeks on Chinas mashed potatoes when she went to use the toilet and watched her eat her dinner.this is spud bum.

by Daneo January 09, 2008

bum spud

a turd.

I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 06, 2020