John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*
by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 29, 2021
Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.
Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.
by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023