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Sportin' a chubby 

Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
Sportin' a chubby by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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sporting a chubber 

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.
Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.
sporting a chubber by Urban Tony January 5, 2007