dutch spit roast

Verb: to dutch spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males who split the cost of one passive (male or female) prostitute. Man 1 pentrates the prostitute from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of man 2.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to dutch spit roast a hooker with me?

Note: not respective of cost sharing out of frugality, opportunity, or necessity.

Last night, I did a dutch spit roast with Wayne

by Society Consulted July 27, 2015

Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

by Sue P November 30, 2018

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 20, 2022

spit roast seconds

Two males and one female, male and female in the classic sixty-nine position with her on top. Second male fucks her doggy style until he comes inside her. Than the bottom male switches with the other male and fucks her doggy style (sloppy seconds) while they are in the sixty-nine position.

Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.

I got spit roasted while being drilled from behind by a male whom got sloppy seconds and spit roast seconds.

by Old School New Dog February 11, 2017

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 17, 2023

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021