1. A component with 2 dimensions that locates two items in the right place.

2. A word that was made up because Dad had no idea what to say
1. I bout a spigot for the MZ
2. A Spigot is a perfectly good word!
by Ecodragon28 November 23, 2020
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Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!
by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021
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A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast
Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat
by your lovely mom April 2, 2020
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A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
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