spicy key

Karmic retribution for being an asshole by someone who has access to your keys (i.e., a valet, a mechanic, a loved one, etc.), whereby your car key is inserted in the offended party's anus and then removed as if nothing occurred; A key that has been made "spicy " by means of anal insertion. Especially effective on hot summer days when people are extra sweaty.

"After complaining and calling me incompetent in front of the entire bike shop, I made the customer's key extra spicy."
So i gave him a spicy key.

spicy key by english foreskin December 20, 2011

Spicy Keychain 

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.

My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!

Spicy Keychain by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011

the spicy keychain 

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

the spicy keychain by Jack the shitter December 15, 2013

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

Spicy keys by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

Spicy Keyster 

When you mix spicy V8 juice into your keystone light beer.

My hangover is so brutal I had to chug a spicy keyster to take the edge off this morning.

Spicy Keyster by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022