1 definition by english foreskin
Karmic retribution for being an asshole by someone who has access to your keys (i.e., a valet, a mechanic, a loved one, etc.), whereby your car key is inserted in the offended party's anus and then removed as if nothing occurred; A key that has been made "spicy " by means of anal insertion. Especially effective on hot summer days when people are extra sweaty.
"After complaining and calling me incompetent in front of the entire bike shop, I made the customer's key extra spicy."
So i gave him a spicy key.
So i gave him a spicy key.
by english foreskin December 19, 2011