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spazzo

Tablets for spazz attacks.
The doctor prescribed Christine spazzo tablets
by Toerag January 23, 2008
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Spazzo

A USA soccer team fan, someone who thinks that the USA soccer team is unbeatable, someone who wanks off to soccer player Landon Donovan and think he is god's gift to the world. They usually run in packs with their bellies out making tailgates at MLS and USA games making horrific noises and chants.
Chris thinks Landon Donovan will win the Golden Boot after the USA wins the World Cup with a clean sheet thanks to The Gooch...what a spazzo!
by Juan Marquez June 11, 2006
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Sessi spazzo

Someone who joins a social group for singles and never likes a post , makes a comment or comes to an event but rather enjoys the memes on the group but logs on occasionally thinking no one knows they're a sessi spazzo
Joined this social group called SESSI . It made me feel better that now I'm part of the spazzo section of the group so I'm a sessi spazzo
by Mikkyjjj April 2, 2022
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Spazzl

Spaz + Bassel. Want's to fuck men in the ass but claims it isn't gay.
What do you call a man who wants to fuck men but claims he isn't gay? Spazzl.
by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
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Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
by bechamel lars June 6, 2019
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spazzy bastard

When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"
by Matt the preist May 6, 2018
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Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.
Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011
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