sparklepeen

Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.

Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!

by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009

jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009

Sparkleweed

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"

by Rhooka July 4, 2008