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spank train

When 10 or more people line up as another person crawls through their legs and gets spanked along the way.
My ass really hurts after that spank train last night.
by Dankosaurus Rex November 12, 2018
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train spank

To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
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Stank Train

You give someone a rim job while they shit in your mouth.
"Here comes the stank train! Next stop: Buttfuck Junction!" As quoted by Louis Armstrong.
by PapaFrontButt April 10, 2011
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taint spank

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018
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Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.
DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."
by GAActor June 7, 2010
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skanktrain

An line, or train, formed by two or more slightly to overly intoxicated females holding hands in order to weave through a crowd without getting separated from each other.

At times it is possible to "ride the skank train" by breaking the chain and inserting yourself between two females.
Kim: Scott, get off the skanktrain!

or

Bobby: Dude, this concert rocks, but that skanktrain coming through better not spill my brewski.
by Kimm! December 15, 2008
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Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
by jenksk9 May 17, 2017
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