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spak attack 

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast
1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'
spak attack by lalalaland January 21, 2008
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spak attack 

To be in a comprimising situation where the subject is found to be surrounded by people of the retarded persuasion.
Oh shit! It's the 5th spak attack I've seen today.....that spak chick is hot.
spak attack by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

spackattack 

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack
stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside
spackattack by boonking July 6, 2011

spazattack 

Means a very nice and beautiful person with a good personality

Fuck off the first person to give definition written by slavka
Your a spazattack my love😍