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Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

sonicare 

a high end electric tooth brush. the sonicare also has high and low levels of vibrations for sensitive gums or other parts of your body. i highly recommend as an alternative to the vibrator .
girl: ooooh yes YES YES!! (grabs sheets and grits teeth)
guy: am i really doing all that?
girl: i wish! no, it's my sonicare!!
sonicare by Sexual October 23, 2005
When you piss of your fellow IT professionals by leaving Windows Firewall on thus wasting an entire day of trouble shooting & as such culminates in them writing a SonicWall application firewall rule to stop you browsing the web
Fred: Man that tard John left the Windows firewall on and I've just wasted a full day trying to work out why this VPN did not work..

Dave: I know lets SonicRape his ass into the next life for being a n0000000b
Sonicrape by IT Dave January 19, 2011

SonicHater9183

sauno's tyler durden
sauno: "guys im not SonicHater9183!"
also sauno: "I got my McRib at the NDL"
SonicHater9183 by MikeTGK February 28, 2024
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026