softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.
She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.
by MVCV007 November 29, 2016
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Artie softwood

This person is literally the fates guy you will know he is also autistic and thinks he’s the best
Artie softwood is you friend
by Kalden brooks November 02, 2023
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