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softwood lumber 

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.
She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.
softwood lumber by MVCV007 November 29, 2016
Words you can keep

Artie softwood 

This person is literally the fates guy you will know he is also autistic and thinks he’s the best
Artie softwood is you friend
Artie softwood by Kalden brooks November 2, 2023
The Doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. He can often be seen dancing his way into the He Ho C to ask "Michael" for frivilous little tasks while "Michael" is on the phone with Ted Turner, or Colin Powell. Soffwood's assists stance is Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre.
"Michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. Ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre. By the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted, hung-sorefeet is being fired, and the depot is moving to Winnipeg"
soffwood by Sierra Gauthier February 17, 2005

Soft Wood 

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
Soft Wood by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

softstan_softwoo

the most unproblematic and caring kpop tiktoker there is, with over 100k likes and gaining tons of followers daily!
omg do you know softstan_softwoo ?
omg yes I love their page!

I know right they’re so sweet!
softstan_softwoo by PoPtArTz_LiFe_LoL December 24, 2020

ms softgoods 

“who’s ms softgoods?”
“oh, it’s harry styles.”

ifykyk
ms softgoods by angelsue April 23, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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