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When you beat off in to one of your socks while it is inside out. Then discard it in the laundry basket. Then you or someone else reaches in to turn it right side out for wash and the find the sock puppet.
I found a sockpuppet in the laundry last night. I don't think it was mine.
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by TheHamm May 31, 2018
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If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
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by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 05, 2019
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