A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
by Uknown, Unknown June 12, 2010
An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.
An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
by anus3 December 15, 2009