A conservative that is triggered by people and ideas different than their ideals. Like a snowflake but made of uniform shaved ice and dyed red white and blue.
by jrzg8r August 3, 2022
The action of saving an icicle over spring from the winter and using it in the summer on a hot day to cool off. Snowconing is typically done by inserting this icicle into your anus.
Harry: Yeah, my dad taught me to snowcone when I was a kid, and ever since it's been the best thing on hot days like this.
Jack: Yeah, it's a shame I didn't save any icicles this spring, can I borrow one of yours?
Harry: Of course, dude, I got a bunch.
Sean: What's that?
Harry: Woah.
Jack: You don't have that in South Dakota? Snowconing is when - on a really hot day - you put an icicle into your ass to cool off.
Sean: Sounds dope! I'd like to try!
Jack: Yeah, it's a shame I didn't save any icicles this spring, can I borrow one of yours?
Harry: Of course, dude, I got a bunch.
Sean: What's that?
Harry: Woah.
Jack: You don't have that in South Dakota? Snowconing is when - on a really hot day - you put an icicle into your ass to cool off.
Sean: Sounds dope! I'd like to try!
by aethelu50 July 24, 2018