sneeze tease 

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

sneeze tease by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

sneeze tease 

An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.

As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)

sneeze tease by Livvie January 23, 2007

sneeze tease 

A girl that sneezes, but does it in such a way as to sound feminine, so as to still be "attractive" to the boys. Instead of the deep, loud kind, it comes out high pitched and squeeky, dainty if you will.

When Samantha sneezed, it sounded like a bird chirping. What a sneeze tease.

sneeze tease by Anonymous576 April 17, 2006

sneeze tease 

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

sneeze tease by Djokomofo December 10, 2009

Sneeze Tease 

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

Sneeze Tease by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

Tease Sneeze 

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

Tease Sneeze by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

Sneezer teaser 

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

Sneezer teaser by HanieFannie November 25, 2021