snancer 

A very rare case of cancer in snails, often found in snail genitalia. It really picks the heart strings to see so many snail balls in need of medical amputation.

"Sir, will you please help us and join SCA?" "Yes, of course. Snancer has caused a huge devastation to our society. Mostly to the snail racing portion of our government because we know that's the only thing they do with our taxes."

snancer by therealmanlydanly June 16, 2015

snance 

What spider man says when he asks to be payed in advanced

Can you pay me in snance

snance by Pizza parker December 9, 2016

snanger

The anger someone feels when that person agrees to do something they do not want to do with someone they dislike, because they feel like they have to.

Someone truley feels the snanger after he realises what he has done and really wishes he'd kept his fat mouth shut.

Snangry Person: Why the fuck did I invite my boss to the football? I fucking hate him.

Other Guy: Man you gotta get that snanger in check!

Snangry Person: Shit, why did I agree to work overtime again? I just want to watch my flat-screen TV

Other Guy: I told you man, you are such a snangry person you should really go to snanger management

snanger by eddie4pies December 23, 2009

snanger

What you call the pairing Snape/Hermione. Common with fanfiction writers. The slicing of Snape and Granger.

She wrote a story about Hermione seducing Snape. It was one of the best Snanger stories I've ever read.

snanger by SnangerShipper May 14, 2007

Snanter 

A fusion of the words Snapchat and Banter, used to refer to the fun times one can have whilst Snapchatting their friends

Person 1: Oh, there was some pretty decent Snapchat banter going on in that lecture!

Person 2: Yes, the Snanter was with us today.

Snanter by the bants February 2, 2015

spancer 

A mispronunciation of Spencer.

“Hey look it’s spancer.”

spancer by Anonymous123..... September 30, 2020

Swancer 

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

Swancer by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009