John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.
by aweeze April 3, 2010
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Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.
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Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
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