smurf off
smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
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Smurf off
Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.
Smurf off by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018
Wanking off a Smurf
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
smuff off
A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.
commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs
an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.