smurf off
smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
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Wanking off a Smurf
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
smuff off
A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs
an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.