smurf off
smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
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Smurf off
Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.
Smurf off by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018
Wanking off a Smurf
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
smuff off
A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs
an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
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