Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019
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