Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
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Let me smoosh that snoot
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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs
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Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
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Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.
"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."
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a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh
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An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.
The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.
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