Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 07, 2021

Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 07, 2021

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 09, 2020

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Smoosh

Squishing a dog

Let me smoosh that snoot

by NerdGirl0512 May 22, 2021

smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs

by //xox.!// January 15, 2019

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 25, 2015