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smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.
Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!
smokin' balls by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008
Words you can keep

smokin balls

Being on your game, or on fire
"Wow, Johnny got another number tonight. He's smokin balls right now"
smokin balls by chiefson December 9, 2008

smoking balls 

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality
Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

smoking balls by Extra Sauce February 26, 2009

This guy is smoking balls tonight 

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

Smoking Balls 

A phrase used to describe when a person doesn't know what the hell they're talking about but they keep talking. Also applicable when a person messes up their speech factually or grammatically.
Guy 1: "Hey, I think that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good anime"
Guy 2: "Quit Smoking Balls, Gavin"

Smoking Balls 

Stealing a girl from a group of guys or from her boyfriend.
"Dang man, your game is so tight. You were smoking balls tonight."
Smoking Balls by OsirisPUA January 18, 2010

You are smoking balls 

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying
1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"
You are smoking balls by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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