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smodka

Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Generally used as a primer before going out, but can also be used at house parties as a staple drink.
Causes the drinker to become deliriously happy and affectionate, as opposed to miserable and violent.
Pass me some smodka!

Holy crap, I have to get smashed for less than $20. Six-pack smodka it is!
by Oody May 19, 2006
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Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
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Smokahontas

A ridiculously attractive and alluring female.
Hey Jeff, look at that absolute smokahontas!
by Mattyc2k8 June 21, 2019
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SModcast

Director Kevin Smith and friend/Producer Scott Mosier's weekly podcast. The 'S' stands for Smith and the 'M' for Mosier. It kicks ass.
Did you listen to SModcast yet? They talk about dogs jacking off!
by SMODCASTRULES October 1, 2007
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Smokadoink

The word "Smokadoink" is Norwegian slang for "Smoke a Marijuana Joint"
Cheech: Hey man! wanna go Smokadoink?
Chong: Hell yeah!
by Keefy Keef October 8, 2020
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Sodka

Sodka is a combination of soda and vodka. It is used when you want the caffeine or just the flavor of soda (depending on which soda you choose. Country Club, Fanta, Sunkist, Orangina, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew), and a vodka (usually New Amsterdam vodka).
Tyler: I just drank a Dr. Pepper soda mixed with a New Amsterdam vodka. It's sodka!

Mindy: Me too. This sodka is great!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 17, 2023
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slodka

a slut who willingly whores herself for extremely cheap vodka. (i.e. taaka, v.i.p., etc.)
“dude, that bitch is such a slodka, i bet we could run a train on her for a pint of vodka.
by joey herring February 11, 2008
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