smodka

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Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Generally used as a primer before going out, but can also be used at house parties as a staple drink.
Causes the drinker to become deliriously happy and affectionate, as opposed to miserable and violent.

Pass me some smodka!

Holy crap, I have to get smashed for less than $20. Six-pack smodka it is!

smodka by Oody May 19, 2006

Words you can keep

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Related Words

smodka • smokal • Smoka • smokables • smokabola • smokage • Smokaholic • smokahontas • Smokalicious • sodka

Smokahontas

A ridiculously attractive and alluring female.

Hey Jeff, look at that absolute smokahontas!

Smokahontas by Mattyc2k8 June 21, 2019

SModcast

Director Kevin Smith and friend/Producer Scott Mosier's weekly podcast. The 'S' stands for Smith and the 'M' for Mosier. It kicks ass.

Did you listen to SModcast yet? They talk about dogs jacking off!

SModcast by SMODCASTRULES October 1, 2007

Smokadoink

The word "Smokadoink" is Norwegian slang for "Smoke a Marijuana Joint"

Cheech: Hey man! wanna go Smokadoink?
Chong: Hell yeah!

Smokadoink by Keefy Keef October 8, 2020

Sodka

Sodka is a combination of soda and vodka. It is used when you want the caffeine or just the flavor of soda (depending on which soda you choose. Country Club, Fanta, Sunkist, Orangina, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew), and a vodka (usually New Amsterdam vodka).

Tyler: I just drank a Dr. Pepper soda mixed with a New Amsterdam vodka. It's sodka!

Mindy: Me too. This sodka is great!

Sodka by HawaiianPunch1 August 17, 2023

slodka

a slut who willingly whores herself for extremely cheap vodka. (i.e. taaka, v.i.p., etc.)

“dude, that bitch is such a slodka, i bet we could run a train on her for a pint of vodka.

slodka by joey herring February 11, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026