smen

A smen is the best mate a guy could have. The things that all smen enjoy are maths L4D and Community.

Smen 1: How does maths work
Smen 2: Like this *shows how the shit works*
Smen 1: Thanks smen

by Flippy911 November 6, 2012

smen

Another word For MSN

Some neek added me on Smen

by David Sonaike September 28, 2006

Smen

another word for seamen

i smened all over the girls face at the party!

by clay44 December 28, 2005

Smen

Smen: another word for a cigarette

What smens do you smoke?
Dunhill extra mild

by Zapeanut November 25, 2005

Smen-Thrumpen

When two men greet each other by feeling up or groping their bulges.

"Yeah man, Eric and I are so close that we Smen-Thrumpen."- Brandon said to Brian.

Brain replied in a shocked tone- "SMEN-THRUMPEN?! You mean you two grab on each other's dicks in greeting?!"

"Exactly that, we both grip and massage our junks. That's how I know he's MY ride-or-die."- Brandon replied in a smug tone, knowing that Brian would get jealous of his close relationship with Eric.

by Ppootteennttiiaall December 25, 2024

Smenergy

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.

"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"

by CastleRanger February 10, 2010

Sment

A person who reeks or when something smells atrocious

Example
“That jib Xavier is sment”

by The_Inventors September 25, 2023