smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.

I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.

by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.

Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 21, 2009

smartie party

a smartie party is where loads of boys and girls get together and the girls stuff smarites in there pussy and spin a bottle in the group of guys whoever the bottle lands on has to eat her out

boy:let's have a smartie party!
girl: alright!
girl: *stuffs smarties* ok spin the bottle
boy: yes my turn!
*Guy Eats Girl Out Sucking Out the Smarties*
---contines till no smarties remain---
p.s BRING LOTS OF SMARTIES!!!!!

by Daniel Linton July 31, 2006

smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.

Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)

by Beckie October 28, 2004

smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 7, 2006