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smackin the "p"

the act of violently having oral sex with a female. women rather enjoy it.
"Hey Carla, does your husband ever you know,do the deed." she says. " Dont tell me that yours doesnt.Why just last night he was smackin the "p"."Carla said.
by randall davis February 21, 2007
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Smacking the Panda

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.
by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011
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smacking the pony

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
by abstract_J May 31, 2009
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puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
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