smackin the "p" 

the act of violently having oral sex with a female. women rather enjoy it.

"Hey Carla, does your husband ever you know,do the deed." she says. " Dont tell me that yours doesnt.Why just last night he was smackin the "p"."Carla said.

smackin the "p" by randall davis February 21, 2007

Smacking the Panda 

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

Smacking the Panda by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

smacking the pony 

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

smacking the pony by abstract_J May 31, 2009

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face 

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004