Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 27, 2022

Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.

"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"

by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021