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a mobidly obeseperson with asloppy appearance. A hybrid of 'sloppy' and 'hippo'
"I saw your ex girlfriend at the carwash last weekend. She has turned into areal sloppo."
Sloppo by VIM_731 April 19, 2018

Sloppo Taco 

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.
Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.
Sloppo Taco by boy big zai September 8, 2019

el guapo sloppo 

El Guapo Sloppo Burrito, Choice of meat and sauce, cheddar cheese, salsa, sour cream, guacamole, BBQ fritos, and rice and beans in a grilled tortilla.
Gonna get the el guapo sloppo tonight after work.
el guapo sloppo by Abraslays May 24, 2024

Sloppy Dallas 

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
Sloppy Dallas by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Sloppy Dallas 

Shove an entire can of dip in your mouth and give you someone a blowjob
Sloppy Dallas by Doo lover October 15, 2020