by queenbee999 November 27, 2017
by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
by theaidsman1776 May 22, 2023
"A slicker."
"What the devil's that?"
"Well, it's something that that there's a lot of
them. You're not one, and neither am I, though I am
more than you are."
"Who is one? What makes you one?"
They spent two evenings getting an exact definition.
The slicker was good-looking or clean-locking', he had
brains, social brains, that is, and he used all means on
the broad path of honesty to get ahead, be popular, ad-
mired, and never in trouble. He dressed well, was par-
ticularly neat in appearance, and derived his name
from the fact that his hair was inevitably worn short,
soaked in water or tonic, parted in the middle, and
slicked back as the current of fashion dictated.
"What the devil's that?"
"Well, it's something that that there's a lot of
them. You're not one, and neither am I, though I am
more than you are."
"Who is one? What makes you one?"
They spent two evenings getting an exact definition.
The slicker was good-looking or clean-locking', he had
brains, social brains, that is, and he used all means on
the broad path of honesty to get ahead, be popular, ad-
mired, and never in trouble. He dressed well, was par-
ticularly neat in appearance, and derived his name
from the fact that his hair was inevitably worn short,
soaked in water or tonic, parted in the middle, and
slicked back as the current of fashion dictated.
by Bloop1920 July 22, 2017
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 8, 2011