skwurp

Basically the same use as the word Yeet, but often used by people who want to kill themselves and spend most of there time enjoying Clorox or tide pod memes. Can also be used to agree to something.

Person 1: Hey man I got that whiskey and coke, you tryna drink tonight?

Person 2: Skwurp.

by PlsEndMeNow May 19, 2018

skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

skwump

A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult

Trent, your such a skwump!

by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014

skurp

To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.

(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.

by Skurpmister July 28, 2008

skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

Skurpty Derpty

Could mean a variety of things, but most importantly it refers to someone who has "Skurped the Durp" and ended up all Skurpty Derpty. One could also "Skurp a Durp" and use either word by itself... i.e. "Durped out", "Skerpt out"

"dude, shit got real weird last night when David went Skurpty Derpty"
"yeah he was super Durped out"

by King Weirdo May 4, 2010

Skwump

A word that when pronounced, prokoves curiousity. It’s not like a “real” word...more of an icebreaker.

Enter; two, much more intellectual beings:
...
Me: “skwump”

by Slie November 12, 2020