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A Scottish insult used in conjunction with other insults
What do you think of that? Mr Pajama wearing, basket face,slipper wielding, Clype,dreep,bachle,gether uping, blate maw, bleathering, gomeril, Jessie, oaf looking, skunner, nyaff, plookie,shan,milk drinking, soy faced shilpit, mim toothed, sniveling, worm eyed, hotten blaugh, vile, stoochie, cally, breek tattie!
Skunner by The_Scotsman February 14, 2021

skunner/scunner 

another word for a scally i.e. the ones who you find all over britain wearing nike baseball caps and smashing up bus shelters and generally being the scum of the earth.
"get that skunner out of here" or "dirty skunners" or "i fuckin' hate skunners" or various other derogatory terms.

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.
Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.
pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner 

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood
Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.
T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013

Dick skinners 

"keep your dick skinners off my beer"
Dick skinners by Bill C. April 30, 2003
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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