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A mixed bowl of tobacco and marijuana.

Classified by the level of "spice" per bowl.
Should we sesh a skoaf?

I packed you a stinkin' spicy skoaf.

Dude, I took a skoaf and I was spinning for like a half hour after.

What are you doin tonight?
- Just skoavin' and playin THPS.

I took a skoaf after I got back from drinking all night and puked all over the bathroom. Then I smoked a normal bowl and felt fine, went downstairs and grubbed like four quesadillas. Went back upstairs and got packed another skoaf, which inevitably led to puking up the food I had just previously consumed.
Skoaf by Ladles McGee April 24, 2009
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A combination of weed and tobacco smoked through a pipe or bong.
Do you want to hit the skoaf?
Skoaf by Zaxattax January 19, 2022
Related Words
Skoaf skoafer skoal skoach skoof skaf skaff Sloaf skafia Skoatch
In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

soafusion 

(n.) The act of taking one thin, sliver of old soap and placing it on top of a brand new bar of soap while wet. Once let to dry, one giant mass of soap remains.
John used soafusion when he ran out of soap that morning.
soafusion by O'Dea July 23, 2008
Other word for being 'high' or 'stoned' by marihuana.
I am skaffa. you are skaffa. my mother is skaffa. we were so skaffa yesterday.
skaffa by Valentijn January 9, 2007

skoal ride 

Taking a long, aimless drive with no purpose other than chewing Skoal or other smokeless tobacco.
Lee, grab that spitter, its time for a skoal ride.
skoal ride by Leads! November 30, 2007

Skoal Switcharoo 

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.
"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."
Skoal Switcharoo by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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