The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.
Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!
by Kolliiwobbles April 3, 2018