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A phrase that does no good for Mr. Puniverse. If he were smart he'd have a phrase saying it's better to be small.

New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.

size doesn't matter by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

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size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

size doesn't matter by Jake March 24, 2004

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size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.

jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.

size doesn't matter by your mother's mother October 29, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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