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A man that is not your boyfriend, but whom you call frequently to come over and engage in sexual intercourse because he has a nice ass and you know he's willing to spread it for you. Closely related to side piece but less formal of a relationship.

"I'm too tired for sex today, babe. Go and call one of your side ho's. But just remember, I'm the main event."

side ho by Dmoneypazaaz May 21, 2016

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side ho

A ho that fucks / sucks your balls dry while knowing that you're in a committed relationship

Dude, if your so unhappy with your girlfriend why don't you get yourself a side ho?

side ho by Bdeezy22585 August 9, 2016

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Side Hoe • side ho • side hogan • Side Hole • side house • side hoe day • Side hoeing • side hog • Side Homo • side honker

ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls

sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe

ho-side hoe by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

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side honker

The passanger in the car who reaches over to honk your horn at other cars that pissed them off

I hate driving with Savanna, everytime we're in the car she gets roadrage and becomes a side honker

side honker by 3 Sunshines June 12, 2016

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Side Hoe

A girl/s you got on the side other than your main girlfriend. She initially is someone who is just used to get sexual pleasure from and nothing else that is serious.

Joe-"Yo man I'm going out with my girl Beatrice tonight"
Craig-"What about Lela?"
Joe-"Man she just a side hoe when Beatrice don't give me none"

Side Hoe by IAMTHEMASTERMIND December 6, 2009

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Side Hoe

The other hoe you don't want your main girl to know about so you gotta keep her on the down low.

-Dude what happened with Alice?
-Nahh man that's my main hoe, this is just my side hoe.

Side Hoe by NiggggNogggg June 6, 2017

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Side hoe

A side hoe is a term you use when you are cheating on your girlfriend. Side hoe is also a term that could be used when you have a best friend

My girl doesn't know I have a side hoe.
Man my bff is my side hoe

Side hoe by Cmtkrn April 14, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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