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Shotgun's Lap 

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)
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Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
Shotgun's Lap by Secret Justin December 13, 2008
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Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.
Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.
Noodle's Shotgun by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009

Gentlemen’s Shotgun 

An aggressive circle jerk usually done in a dorm shower where the one who finished first swallows the person who finishes last cum.
Sorry guys I’ll be back at 6 I had to go do a Gentlemen’s Shotgun.

Samir's Shotgun 

A 12 Guage shotgun wielded by Samir in Tom Clancy's The Division 2, Samir can be identified through his iconic green kenkesse t-shirt and by his pure will to stomp enemies 300 feet from him
Oh shit its Samir and Samir's shotgun, that dude stomps enemies up to 10000 feet away!
Samir's Shotgun by Samir's Shotgun December 10, 2019

Devil's Shotgun 

Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."
"Tony showed up and Andrea hit the Devil's Shotgun from his ass, it was diabolical "

I hear Trisha's shotgun... 

Usually a warning given to Cher when ever she sings in places she is not allowed e.g Austraila, Saibburys, Primary Schools, Trisha Goddard's garden.
Cher stop singing! We all love your hit single 'If I could turn back time' but i think i hear Trisha's shotgun...!

farmer's shotgun 

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.
farmer's shotgun by giantslor July 29, 2016