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The Shit Shot 

1. an extreme like or approval of past event or item at hand.
2. used when something or someone was so epic that no words can describe it.
1. You saved a lot of money = the shit shot
2. You got something for free = the shit shot
3. John lands a 360 double heel first attempt. Tom would say to John and his friends "the shit shot"
4. any time the words "that was awesome" are to be used should now be replaced with The shit shot
The Shit Shot by Shank90 September 15, 2009

shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.
You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot the shitter 

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026