short quarters 

A very short person with a horrible attitude

Where is that “short quarters” man?

short quarters by Funky007 April 22, 2018

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

five cents short of a quarter by M.D.310 May 16, 2008

No Shirt 4th Quarter

A phenomenon started at Texas A&M University where during the last quarter of a home football game fans participating take off their shirt for the last quarter of the game.

Person 1: "NO SHIRT 4th QUARTER!"

Person 2: *Takes Shirt Off*

No Shirt 4th Quarter by ChunkND October 7, 2009

quarter shot

same as a money shot but smaller. u still cum in the broads face but it aint a fat nut

i fucked erica last nite and she let me cum on her face. i jacked it a few hours earlier so it wasnt a money shot just a quarter shot

quarter shot by ac bitches April 30, 2009

Quarter-Shot 

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

Quarter-Shot by Vinny September 17, 2004