short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

Shirt Changer

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.

Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.

by I_cant_stop_these_thoughts November 17, 2021

Charged Shot

When you pinch the foreskin and store pee in it, then unleash the pee in a sudden burst.

Alejandro went to the bathroom to preform a charged shot.

by Oh Ok, I see. July 21, 2020

charged shot

When you hold in an ejaculation for multiple days to achieve maximum pleasure and distance

I held in a nut for 30 days, nutted, call that Shit a Charged shot

by Austin “big dick” Keller April 15, 2020

Charged Shoot

the act of holding you finger over your penis hole and letting your penis fill up with urine

Bilbo: Charging up
Cack: nnnoooo
Bilbo: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Charged Shoot, cack

by im in school right now no joke April 29, 2019

ShortChange

To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour

"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand

by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014