shoq 

N. nerdy old troll.

I saw a shoq on the internet today it was playing with its many sock puppets.

shoq by Yeadontthinkso July 6, 2011

Shoq 

1. A Chatroom Control Freak on AOL; 2. A simpleton who thinks that they know everything; 3. An online stalker who hids on the Internet

That control freak tried to tell people where to chat, where they could go and what they could do, he is such a shoq.

Shoq by blondeislost May 3, 2006

shoq 

shoq is a cute usually really pretty girl, she has many friends and is always outgoing and fun.

“omg my friend shoq is the best i’m happy she’s in my life”

shoq by sugarcake92 February 8, 2019

Shoq ink

The method of a chatroomdenizen who goes to any lengths for attention (usually from Blondeislosts) not limited to promoting genocide, lying to create controversy and making malicious statements unheard of even among dockworkers, all for the purpose of keeping the focus of attention of the chatroom on his- or herself. Note: the individual is likely to be unemployed, on public assistance and/or supported by maternal funds and generally very unhappy with life and his- or herself.

He employed his usual shoq ink techniques to hijack the conversation onto one for which he had cut-and-pastes handy, such as attacks on all Republicans or American Idol episodes.

Shoq ink by Decibel July 31, 2008

Shoquan 

A short aggressive and got a big ass head he is funny when he wants to be he is short he Is sexy he is gonna date somebody in the future named Brianna or nyasia

Shoquan

Shoquan by Shapow223 July 27, 2019