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1. A Chatroom Control Freak on AOL; 2. A simpleton who thinks that they know everything; 3. An online stalker who hids on the Internet
That control freak tried to tell people where to chat, where they could go and what they could do, he is such a shoq.
Shoq by blondeislost May 3, 2006
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shoq is a cute usually really pretty girl, she has many friends and is always outgoing and fun.
omg my friend shoq is the best i’m happy she’s in my life”
shoq by sugarcake92 February 8, 2019
The method of a chatroomdenizen who goes to any lengths for attention (usually from Blondeislosts) not limited to promoting genocide, lying to create controversy and making malicious statements unheard of even among dockworkers, all for the purpose of keeping the focus of attention of the chatroom on his- or herself. Note: the individual is likely to be unemployed, on public assistance and/or supported by maternal funds and generally very unhappy with life and his- or herself.
He employed his usual shoq ink techniques to hijack the conversation onto one for which he had cut-and-pastes handy, such as attacks on all Republicans or American Idol episodes.
Shoq ink by Decibel July 31, 2008
A short aggressive and got a big ass head he is funny when he wants to be he is short he Is sexy he is gonna date somebody in the future named Brianna or nyasia
Shoquan
Shoquan by Shapow223 July 27, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026