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shoe polish 

pizazz or to shine, be hot, brilliant, sexy
that choir boy does not need any more shoe polish- he is just too damn fine as it is OR that s#it is just shoe polish (the new that's hot)
shoe polish by tabernacle t April 14, 2005

Levittown Shoe Polish

When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.
Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.

Golden Shoe Polish 

When someone urinates on your shoe. (Most Commonly when in a bathroom stall).
I was just in the bathroom and got a golden shoe polish from your weird friend.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026