shizzle popped 

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

shizzle popped by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010

shizzle poppers 

Any type of candy that pops in your mouth like candy rocks.

That bitch Katrina popped some shizzle poppers in her mouth.

shizzle poppers by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007