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Shitler's Lip 

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.
Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.

Shitgluer 

Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.

Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.

Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.

"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"

The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!

"Better call the Shitgluer!"
Shitgluer by agnafarraige December 1, 2011

Shitler Stash 

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".
My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.
Shitler Stash by cubfan14 November 20, 2009

Shitler Shelfie 

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.
Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!
Shitler Shelfie by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

Shitler Mustache 

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.
when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!
Shitler Mustache by tony February 24, 2004
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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