Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.
Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.
Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.
"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"
The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!
Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".
Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).